To Ham Sooti Dadi?

[jjbb]

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

[Hamidjan]

lol nana,
....fekr konam kedfam shekaste. albate khoon nemiyad, shayad farda khoon biyad

akh, akh, az khoondaesh ham dardam gereft. vali chetori hast ke shoma khoonetan ba ta'khir miyad? chon dar morede khodam vaghti jaeem zakhm mishe, chand lahze khoon miyad va dige tamoom mishe. dige fardash montazere edameye khoon-rizish nistam mage inke hey angoolakesh konam. oon vaght zakhmam behem mige: "to adam nemishe? mikhahi dobareh haleto begiram? mikhahi khoonet ra dobareh berizam geryat dar biyad?" hala age az roo beram ke hich, amma age naram, baz khoon favaran mizane biroon

[Hamidjan]

han, yek sooti ham yadam oftad. albatte in ham az oon mavaredi hast ke nashinideh begirid. hamoon hafteye avali ke payeman resid be Canada (chand sali pish), va albatte fasle tabestan ham bood va hava ham garm bood, dar piyadeh-ro mashghool rah raftan va tamashaye manazere atraf boodim. be kenare khanehi residim ke estakhr ham dasht va yek dokhtar khanom (az oon modele HOT HOT HOT) mashghoole gereftane aftab bood. man ham ke tazeh az vasate Tehran ba oon hame dood-gazoeel va chador va ropoosh oomadeh boodim inja, mahve in hame zibaee khodavand bar rooye zamin boodim. nagofte ham nabashe ke zaheran oon dokhtar khanom ham fahmideh bood ke agha, tazeh-varede kholase hamintori dashtim rah miraftim va negaheman ham be samte rast (yani khire be manzareye zibaye khane ) bood ke nagahan mikhkoob shodim. darde shadidi dar saram va sinam hes kardam. vaghti be khodam oomadam, didam ba tire cheragh bargh shakh be shakh kardim az in be ba'd vaghti rah miraftam, aval mizoon mikardam ke too faseleye 100 metr, jolom tire cheragh bargh ya chize dige nabashe, oon vaght cheshm cherani vakonim

[jjbb]

khob man oftadam to joob vaghti ke be ye aghaye khoshgel kheireh shodeh bodam va oon ke fahmid zad zire khandeh va man koli khejalat keshidam

[Hamidjan]

bayad too injoor mavaghe, fori bekhodet mosalat mishodi va nemizashti taraf befahme. maslan hamoon too joob edame midadi be rah raftan va moratab migofti "ajab keyfi mideh too joob rah raftan ha" intori shayad khode oon agha ham pacheha ra mizad bala va miyoftad too joob va ham rah mishod

[Parinaz_M]

are hamid joon man khoonam ba takhir miyad
jjbb joon harfe joob zadi
man tabestoon ke rafte boodam iran, oomadam kheyre saram az rooye joob beparam, vaghti be vasataye joob residam motevaje shodam ke dige ta en had bishtar nemitonestam beparam va vasate joob foorood omadam, vay halam dasht be ham mikhord, farz kon tooye joobe tehran adam biofte
ah ah ah, alan ham ke yadam miofte hame mooham sikh mishe

[jjbb]

are az jobhaye tehran gofti ke mesle sewer system mimonehhhhhhh

[horiyeh]

ha man yeh sooti dadam, vali yadam nemiad chi bood

[jjbb]

pas vaghti yadet omad benevis

[gg666]

vay az daste in zaboonet....akhe adam to joob biofte be rooye khodesham nayare...albate man har vaght zamin mikhoram be rooye khodam nemiaram...inghadr zood khodamo jamo joor mikonam ke age kasiam baham bashe nemifahme chejor pashodamo raftam...ye bar khordam zamin to madrese...dostam dasht roo zamino migasht ke bolandam kone...dasht igasht ke did 2 metr jelotar daram ramo miram

bayad too injoor mavaghe, fori bekhodet mosalat mishodi va nemizashti taraf befahme. maslan hamoon too joob edame midadi be rah raftan va moratab migofti "ajab keyfi mideh too joob rah raftan ha" intori shayad khode oon agha ham pacheha ra mizad bala va miyoftad too joob va ham rah mishod

[Hamidjan]

pas maloome kheyli ferzi hala gofti zamin khordi, man dashtam az daneshgah barmigashtam, oon rooz hava sard bood va hameja yakh basteh bood. dige nazdike darbe khorooje daneshgah boodam ke didam 4 ta khanoom az dar vared shodand. man ham raftam too hes va khastam koli film biyam. tori rah raftam ke engar na engar zamin lize (ghablesh dashtam chahar-changooli miraftam). ta residam beheshoon, joft paham raft hava va chenan ba basane mobarak khordam zamin ke bedoone ekhtiyar goftam "AAAAAAAAKH". oon ha ham avalesh zadan zire khandeh vali deleshoon sokht va dastam ra gereftand va boland kardand. khastam dar haman halat begam "mishe shomareh bedam?" amma goftam alan dobareh velam mikonand va baz mikhoram zamin

[gg666]

heeeee...balakhare yeki mese khodam peyda shod..albate to divar nemiram...mikhoram be mardom

haaa...man baz sooti dadam

emrooz dashtam harf mizadamo tond tond rah miraftan..hame ham dashtan negam mikardano goosh be harfam midadan...lol....ba'ed yehoo raftam too divar

[gg666]

to zaminam mikhori a roo nemiri...vay vay...ama dar morede ferzim bayad begam kheili ferzam..va in moshkele bozorgie chon kasi nemitoone khodesho baham to sorat match kone...vase hamin hes mikonam donya baram mese ye slow motion mimoone...be ghole mamanam ingar sag donbalam karde..

pas maloome kheyli ferzi hala gofti zamin khordi, man dashtam az daneshgah barmigashtam, oon rooz hava sard bood va hameja yakh basteh bood. dige nazdike darbe khorooje daneshgah boodam ke didam 4 ta khanoom az dar vared shodand. man ham raftam too hes va khastam koli film biyam. tori rah raftam ke engar na engar zamin lize (ghablesh dashtam chahar-changooli miraftam). ta residam beheshoon, joft paham raft hava va chenan ba basane mobarak khordam zamin ke bedoone ekhtiyar goftam "AAAAAAAAKH". oon ha ham avalesh zadan zire khandeh vali deleshoon sokht va dastam ra gereftand va boland kardand. khastam dar haman halat begam "mishe shomareh bedam?" amma goftam alan dobareh velam mikonand va baz mikhoram zamin

[Hamidjan]

man rahe alajesh ra behet yad midam. ta mitooni mast va doogh bokhor. har kasi behet har chizi ra goft, fori javabesh ra nadeh. chand bar begoo "chi? chi gofti? han?" har vaght khordi zamin, yek chorti aval bezan oonja, oon vaght pasho. mage roo fanar miyofti ke zood mipari?

[gg666]

roo fanar ke khoobe...mamanam mige hamchin mipare ingar 200 volt bargh zadan behet