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Her WASPy ways and inability to use profanity ("Jeepers!") would make one think Daphne is a cold fish in the sack. But "one" is a retard who doesn't know jack about women. Repressed chicks are always the wildest behind the bedroom doors. Or in Daphne's case, in the front seat of the Mystery Machine. There's a reason Fred always wanted to drive.
Her smurfy smurfs and smurftastic smurf give you smurf, making you want to smurf her in the smurf until she smurfs all over your smurf. Oooh, Smurfette, we love the way you smurf!
This prehistoric MILF is married to a caveman and mother to a superhuman baby, yet still manages to keep the house clean (which isn't easy when you have dirt floors and have to vacuum with a baby elephant). Plus, you can chew on her to get your daily dose of vitamins.
If Judy Jetson had a MySpace profile today, it would look like this: "About me: I love boys and shopping and talking on the phone! Who I'd like to meet: Jet Screamer!!! OMG!!!" And then she'd be abducted by a sexual predator claiming to be Jet Screamer. And then we would hide our Jet Screamer costume.
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